These come from Career Success on Twitter:
You just may have to read Career Success Without a Real Job if you worship idleness because it is eco-friendly.
TRUE CAREER SUCCESS: "Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
CAREER SUCCESS — NOT! "If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there."
CAREER SUCCESS — NOT! "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."