Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Quotes about Growing Old Without Growing Old


Here are some quotations about age and aging that come from the website Sensational Quotes for Smart People:


    #1 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

    Growing old is compulsory. Retirement from work is discretionary.
    - Unknown wise person

    #2 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

    Never think oldish thoughts. It’s oldish thoughts that make a person old.
    - James A.Farley

    #3 of Top-Ten Quotations about Age and Aging

    The idea is to die young, as late as possible.
    - Ashley Montagu

    #4 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

    Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
    - Will Rogers

    #5 of Top-Ten Quotations about Age and Aging

    Forget how old you are - this get's more important the older you get!
    - from the bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

    #6 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

    The trick is growing up without growing old.
    - Casey Stengel

    #7 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

    He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
    - Plato

    #8 of Top-Ten Quotations about Age and Aging

    Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
    - Unknown wise person

    #9 of Top-Ten Quotations about Age and Aging

    Age only matters when one is aging. Now that I have arrived at a great age, I might just as well be twenty.
    - Pablo Picasso

    #10 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

    Laughter is pleasant, but the exertion [at my age] is too much for me.
    - Thomas Love Peacock
More Quotations about Age, Aging, and Getting Older


    Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you have all your marbles, you're constantly reaching for the name of the person you met the day before yesterday.
    - Nora Ephron

    Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
    - Robert Benchley

    The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
    - Mark Twain






Sunday, September 19, 2010

Favorite Quotes about Dating


These are my favorite dating quotes that come from the Sensational Quotes for Smart People Website:

    #1 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
    - Rodney Dangerfield

    #2 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
    - Susan Healy

    #3 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
    - Mark Patinkn

    #4 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
    - Garry Shandling

    #5 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property.
    - Dave Barry

    #6 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    I was dating this girl for two years - and right away the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
    - Mikey Binder

    #7 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it.
    - Anonymous

    #8 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    Sleep with a guy once and before you know it, he wants to take you to dinner!
    - Mires Yori.

    #9 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
    - Rita Rudner

    #10 of Top-10 Dating Quotes

    How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
    - Judy Tenuta

    More Quotations about Dating (To be used as serious dating tips for otherwise)

    It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.
    - Warren Thomas

    No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single [and dating].
    - H.L. Mencken

    I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
    - Garry Shandling

    I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her
    if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
    - Rodney Dangerfield
Also see The Singles Cafe

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