These are my favorite dating quotes that come from the Sensational Quotes for Smart People Website:
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- #1 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
- Rodney Dangerfield
#2 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
- Susan Healy
#3 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
- Mark Patinkn
#4 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
- Garry Shandling
#5 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property.
- Dave Barry
#6 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
I was dating this girl for two years - and right away the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
- Mikey Binder
#7 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it.
- Anonymous
#8 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
Sleep with a guy once and before you know it, he wants to take you to dinner!
- Mires Yori.
#9 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner
#10 of Top-10 Dating Quotes
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
- Judy Tenuta
More Quotations about Dating (To be used as serious dating tips for otherwise)
It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.
- Warren Thomas
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single [and dating].
- H.L. Mencken
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
- Garry Shandling
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her
if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
- Rodney Dangerfield
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