NEVER, NEVER DO THESE THINGS
- Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
— Robert Heinlein
Never get involved with someone who wants to change you.
— Quentin Crisp
Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Never send a man to do a horse's job.
— Mr. Ed.