Sunday, March 8, 2009

In Retirement or Otherwise, Never Do These Things




NEVER, NEVER DO THESE THINGS

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    — Robert Heinlein

    Never get involved with someone who wants to change you.
    — Quentin Crisp

    Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
    — P. J. O'Rourke

    Never send a man to do a horse's job.
    — Mr. Ed.


Never fight an inaminate object.
— P. J. O'Rourke

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
— Cordell Hull


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